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20 Gifts We’re Giving During the 2022 Holiday Season

2023-04-10 15:38
Here's what our friends and family are getting this Christmas, from natural history sticker books to a tubs of gourmet salt flakes.
20 Gifts We’re Giving During the 2022 Holiday Season

Every holiday season, the Mental Floss team works hard to find the best present for each person on your list—be it for a baker, a climber, a co-worker, or even a Dolly Parton super fan. All that retail research comes in handy when we’re shopping for our own friends and family. Here are 20 gifts that we’re giving this year, from the zany (a unicorn head squirrel feeder) to the practical (a multi-purpose ceramic pan).

1. Unicorn Head Squirrel Feeder; $20

Hell no I’m not buying this for anyone. Except possibly my mortal enemy! Enjoy, Jake Rossen. —Jennifer M. Wood, Managing Editor and Noted Squirrelphobe

Buy it: Amazon

2. Nomadix Towel; $40

My brother loves camping, especially camping that involves nearby lakes and naturally-occurring hot springs—which makes this Nomadix towel the perfect gift for him. According to the company, its small-loop microfiber terry cloth allows it to absorb four times its weight in water (and it dries four times as fast as regular towels, too). Plus, it’s resistant to dirt, sand, and pet hair, so my brother can use it on his dog, too. —Erin McCarthy, Editor-in-Chief

Buy it: Amazon

3. Seirus Magne Mitt Trail Glove; From $55

Normally, I absolutely detest gloves—I always end up pulling them off so I can grab my phone or something out of my bag. But this year I’m going to be spending Christmas in Iceland (and hiking there!), so a good pair of gloves is a necessity. I opted to treat myself to Seirus’s Magne Mitt Trail gloves. They’re warm, waterproof, and they have a magnetic closure that can be easily pulled open to free your hands—the better to access my phone or camera when I need to. —E.M.

Buy it: Amazon

4. Wondery Wild Hat; $30

This adorable hat—created by the BIPOC-owned and -run Wondery, an apparel company that encourages women to get outdoors—is the perfect gift for all the ladies on my list, whether they prefer to spend their time outside on the beach or in the mountains. —E.M.

Buy it: REI

5. Poop Bingo; $20

There are several kids in my life who are going through that “I love poop!” phase, and I’m getting this bingo game for every single one of them. The game features 24 animals and purports to be full of “strange but true feces [facts],” making it fun for the whole family. —E.M.

Buy it: Uncommon Goods

6. Bulk Tub of Maldon Salt Flakes; From $25

My father is notoriously difficult to shop for, so my new strategy is getting him a nicer version of something he already uses every day. Maldon is as fancy as salt gets, and this bulk tub packs over 3 pounds of the pyramid-shaped sea salt crystals. The container is reusable, and with its green diamond design, it’s pretty enough to sit on the kitchen counter. I also know it’s something my dad will actually use—even if it takes him until next Christmas to finish it. —Michele Debczak, Senior Staff Writer

Buy it: Amazon

7. Studded Glass Set; $33

My brother moved into his first solo apartment earlier this year, so I know I can’t go wrong with a belated housewarming gift. These textured drinking glasses will immediately class up any kitchen. The set comes with six vintage glasses weighing nearly 1 pound each. It’s something my brother would never splurge on for himself, which makes it a great gift in my book. —M.D.

Buy it: Amazon

8. Pelican Sport Wallet; $33

The compact Pelican is an easy way to combat Fat Wallet Syndrome (FWS) in older men, while being plenty roomy for credit cards and cash; plus it is also virtually crush-proof. It’s a gift most dads (including mine) will find useful. —Jake Rossen, Senior Staff Writer

Buy it: Amazon

9. Macrame Fruit Hammock; $30

For anyone who likes more creative kitchen storage solutions, this macrame fruit hammock keeps fresh fruit off countertops. —J.R.

Buy it: Uncommon Goods

10. Good Night Ohio Board Book; $10

My 3-year-old nephew has become very interested in Ohio lately—no doubt because his favorite aunt happens to live there—so I’m excited to give him this book for Christmas. The whole Good Night Our World series is great for any geographically curious young bookworms on your list. —Kerry Wolfe, Staff Editor

Buy it: Amazon

11. Belgian Chocolate–Dipped Caramel Apples; $40

Gourmet treats are my go-to gift for loved ones who say they already have too much stuff. You can’t go wrong with a crisp apple wrapped in chewy caramel and dipped in rich Belgian chocolate! —K.W.

Buy it: Harry & David

12. Smithsonian’s Cabinet of Curiosities Sticker Book; $33

I’ll be buying this book of 1000-plus stickers based on items in the Smithsonian’s collections for my GF, who creates handmade collages with paper, stamps, and other ephemera. She’ll get to play around with stickers depicting old maps, vintage animal illustrations, precious gems, old typefaces, and more. I might steal a few for myself. —Kat Long, Science Editor

Buy it: Amazon

13. Cat Laptop Scratching Pad; $35

My nephew and brother-in-law have a kitty named Jasper who loves to poke her nose into whatever they’re doing on their laptops. This cute laptop-shaped scratching pad, which comes with a fish “screensaver” and “mouse” toy, will keep her occupied during normal business hours. They can even insert their own printed photos in the “screen.” —K.L.

Buy it: Uncommon Goods

14. Sophie Faux Fur Throw Blanket; From $68

My grandmother gifted me one of these faux fur blankets for Christmas last year and I’ve been obsessed with it ever since. I was the only one who got it, so I’m planning to gift one to my sister this time around. This blanket is incredibly warm and has been an absolute dream to snuggle with on cold nights. One side is made of soft faux fur, while the other has a plush, velvety lining that’s equally smooth to the touch. It’s also surprisingly large, so my boyfriend and I can share it when we’re on the couch watching movies with no issues. It feels decadent in a way that’s totally delightful, and I think my sis will love having one of her own now (especially considering she steals mine whenever she’s visiting). —Shayna Murphy, Commerce Editor

Buy it: Anthropologie

15. Lights, Camera, Accordion!: Eye-Popping Photographs of “Weird Al” Yankovic, 1981–2006; $32

One of my close friends is a huge “Weird Al” fan and has been for years. I know he doesn’t have this book yet, and I think it’ll be a real treat for him because it offers all sorts of behind-the-scenes photos of the parodist’s career, all snapped from someone who was there to see it unfold: Al’s drummer, Jon “Bermuda” Schwartz. The book also includes some untold stories, and seems like a great companion piece to Weird: The Al Yankovic Story, which my friend really enjoyed. —S.M.

Buy it: Amazon

16. Blue Yeti Nano Premium USB Microphone; $70

My boyfriend’s birthday is in December, so this will be a combination birthday and Christmas gift to him. He’s talked about starting a podcast, and after speaking with a few folks I know who already do them, Blue Yeti is a brand that comes highly recommended for its ease of use and broadcast-ready sound quality. I like this model in particular because it’s a little more compact than the standard Yeti but still works for Macs or PCs, plus you can use Blue VO!CE vocal effects with it to give recordings a bit more of that professional-sounding polish. —S.M.

Buy it: Amazon

17. The Curious Movie Buff: A Miscellany of Fantastic Films From the Past 50 Years; $28

I’ll be gifting this book to a few folks on my list this holiday season who are self-proclaimed movie buffs. It’s packed with film trivia, history, and fun lists that I think they’ll get a kick out of. Plus, it’s a chance to share a little more of Mental Floss with them, and give them a closer look at the kind of work we do on the site. —S.M.

Buy it: Amazon

18. Cuisinart CPT-122 2-Slice Compact Plastic Toaster; $30

This is an early Christmas gift to my sister and also myself, because we live together in a tiny apartment and needed a compact toaster that would take up as little counter space as possible. The New York Times review site Wirecutter named it the best toaster currently out there (which is why I bought it), and I think it lives up to the hype. Toast: good. —Ellen Gutoskey, Staff Writer

Buy it: Amazon

19. Ember Temperature Control Smart Mug 2; $100

The Ember Mug is ideal for Goldilocks and also anyone who likes to nurse the same cup of coffee for the entire morning. You set the temperature of your beverage in an app and then the magic mug and its coaster will conspire to maintain it for literal hours. My best friend’s partner bought her one last year and I know correlation does not equal causation but they’re getting married in six months. —E.G.

Buy it: Amazon

20. Our Place’s Always Pan; $99

I’m a big fan of gifting things that 1. I myself love, and 2. are of everyday use. That way every time they use said thing, they are thinking of me. The Always Pan is something I use daily, makes for a perfect gift, and will have your loved one thinking really nice things about you. —Angela Trotti, Social Media Manager

Buy it: Our Place

This article was originally published on www.mentalfloss.com as 20 Gifts We’re Giving During the 2022 Holiday Season.